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It’s been a while.  The main reason for my absence is that the universe has blessed me with the most beautiful, intelligent and smart -arsed daughter you could hope for, oh and she doesn’t like to sleep. I mean really doesn’t like to sleep.  So whilst my daughter is playing tool boxes with daddy (toy one…

Lately during my late night blog searching, internet stalking and newspaper reading, I have come across a very confusing subject. Why can’t anyone seem to call a period a period? In a world where we are happy to call each other the most vulgar names referring to our most private parts why can’t we say the name…

My darling girl, it was your birthday today. You announced to me at around 11am you like birthday’s and I could have one too. Two years have passed since mummy was wailing in agony after being ‘induced’, only to find out it hadn’t actually worked at all. Much to the amusement of daddy, who then…

Every morning when I leave my drive way I have a few seconds before I reach ‘polyester junction’ I call it this because its irritating and I don’t like it. This morning was particularly busy for polyester, I can only assume that there was a sale on very expensive handbags or something. Any way, behind…

There is an article in the Daily Mail titled ‘Struggling to lose your Baby Weight’ Its advice: give up coffee, get more sleep and eat less Here is my response  Dear Daily Mail Bog off. If I want to survive on Diet Coke, coffee and salt and vinegar crisps I will. If I am happy…

This week has seen me be called ‘A woman of age’ and I am very curious as to what this really means. I don’t feel of an age. In fact I haven’t pondered my age since I was waiting to turn 18 so I could proudly share my ID with my younger best mate and…

It’s 22:07 on Tuesday 20th of July and I think I have just been wolf -whistled at. Below are a list of reasons why this may have been a mirage, daydream or part of heatstroke I was walking my dog and holding a bag of dog poo Wearing  my husbands Bermuda shorts (with a fetching…

I was on the first sip of coffee, my first. My daughter was still asleep and I thought I would have a mooch on social media. Now without naming names I was looking at what I would consider to be the three biggest ones. About half a cup in I realised that I had wasted…

I got a bit angry , now if you know me you will know I am regularly getting red in the face about some cause or issue, but this made me really angry, then it made me cry ‘can anyone tell me how I can get rid of my caesarean scar, holiday in six months…

I have been having a really shit few days,  I can’t think of another word to describe it sorry if any offence is caused . nothing happened , no tragedy , no life altering event. I just felt like everything was wrong and there was no way I’d ever be able to feel happy about…