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Every morning when I leave my drive way I have a few seconds before I reach ‘polyester junction’ I call it this because its irritating and I don’t like it. This morning was particularly busy for polyester, I can only assume that there was a sale on very expensive handbags or something. Any way, behind […]

There is an article in the Daily Mail titled ‘Struggling to lose your Baby Weight’ Its advice: give up coffee, get more sleep and eat less Here is my response  Dear Daily Mail Bog off. If I want to survive on Diet Coke, coffee and salt and vinegar crisps I will. If I am happy […]

This week has seen me be called ‘A woman of age’ and I am very curious as to what this really means. I don’t feel of an age. In fact I haven’t pondered my age since I was waiting to turn 18 so I could proudly share my ID with my younger best mate and […]

It’s 22:07 on Tuesday 20th of July and I think I have just been wolf -whistled at. Below are a list of reasons why this may have been a mirage, daydream or part of heatstroke I was walking my dog and holding a bag of dog poo Wearing  my husbands Bermuda shorts (with a fetching […]

I was on the first sip of coffee, my first. My daughter was still asleep and I thought I would have a mooch on social media. Now without naming names I was looking at what I would consider to be the three biggest ones. About half a cup in I realised that I had wasted […]

I got a bit angry , now if you know me you will know I am regularly getting red in the face about some cause or issue, but this made me really angry, then it made me cry ‘can anyone tell me how I can get rid of my caesarean scar, holiday in six months […]

I have been having a really shit few days,  I can’t think of another word to describe it sorry if any offence is caused . nothing happened , no tragedy , no life altering event. I just felt like everything was wrong and there was no way I’d ever be able to feel happy about […]

Something shocked me last week and I have probably spent 90% of the time between now and then thinking about how I feel about it and pondering how the bleeding heck I was going to put it into words. This below is the statement that shocked me; ‘ You, you’re the one writing that blog […]

I’ve been to the gym three times this week so now I think I’m thin….

When I  was 25 I went on a diet , a proper one, where I stuck to a certain weight loss plan , I attended meetings where all we talked about was food and I jumped around a cold sports hall in the name of Zumba on a Sunday morning. And I lost all of […]