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My darling girl, it was your birthday today. You announced to me at around 11am you like birthday’s and I could have one too. Two years have passed since mummy was wailing in agony after being ‘induced’, only to find out it hadn’t actually worked at all. Much to the amusement of daddy, who then […]

Every morning when I leave my drive way I have a few seconds before I reach ‘polyester junction’ I call it this because its irritating and I don’t like it. This morning was particularly busy for polyester, I can only assume that there was a sale on very expensive handbags or something. Any way, behind […]

There is an article in the Daily Mail titled ‘Struggling to lose your Baby Weight’ Its advice: give up coffee, get more sleep and eat less Here is my response  Dear Daily Mail Bog off. If I want to survive on Diet Coke, coffee and salt and vinegar crisps I will. If I am happy […]

This week has seen me be called ‘A woman of age’ and I am very curious as to what this really means. I don’t feel of an age. In fact I haven’t pondered my age since I was waiting to turn 18 so I could proudly share my ID with my younger best mate and […]

It’s 22:07 on Tuesday 20th of July and I think I have just been wolf -whistled at. Below are a list of reasons why this may have been a mirage, daydream or part of heatstroke I was walking my dog and holding a bag of dog poo Wearing  my husbands Bermuda shorts (with a fetching […]

I was on the first sip of coffee, my first. My daughter was still asleep and I thought I would have a mooch on social media. Now without naming names I was looking at what I would consider to be the three biggest ones. About half a cup in I realised that I had wasted […]

I got a bit angry , now if you know me you will know I am regularly getting red in the face about some cause or issue, but this made me really angry, then it made me cry ‘can anyone tell me how I can get rid of my caesarean scar, holiday in six months […]

I have been having a really shit few days,  I can’t think of another word to describe it sorry if any offence is caused . nothing happened , no tragedy , no life altering event. I just felt like everything was wrong and there was no way I’d ever be able to feel happy about […]

Something shocked me last week and I have probably spent 90% of the time between now and then thinking about how I feel about it and pondering how the bleeding heck I was going to put it into words. This below is the statement that shocked me; ‘ You, you’re the one writing that blog […]

I’ve been to the gym three times this week so now I think I’m thin….