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A big hairy long one
When I was 25 I went on a diet , a proper one, where I stuck to a certain weight loss plan , I attended meetings where all we talked about was food and I jumped around a cold sports hall in the name of Zumba on a Sunday morning. And I lost all of…
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I’ll have the vegetarian option….
After the jolt I got to thinking about all the silly things I’ve done in the past to loose weight or appear as one of the cool kids. I would also like to point out that my best friends have also joined me in these antics as not to appear completely deranged. I…
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Why can’t I just want to be me?
Sometimes in life things happen and it totally jolts you. A bit like when you hit your bum on the corner of a table and the pain is excruciating yet logic tells you it shouldn’t hurt one bit. My jolt came whilst trying to achieve an ombré hair style and convincing my self my toe…
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The Procedure
Since my last post seems like a lifetime ago I’ll start with the positive, I’m 3lbs down. This feels like a small victory to me especially as I have managed to keep it off!! I have to be honest I haven’t been exactly dieting. I did start a well known slimming group and have…
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So I’ve been wondering …
If I’m going to get back to a happy place with how I feel about myself I guess I should try and work out what went a bit sqew whiff (and when did I start using the phrase sqew whiff) I’ve been mulling this over, and I can assure you I have also mulled it…
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You Look Stunning
Ah now previously I mentioned a wedding and I feel it’s only right to explain how the best day of my life was in fact the ugliest of my life. Now before I start lets get one-thing clear (isn’t that a song , boom shake the room I believe) I loved my wedding…
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The Cloak of Invisibility
Before we can ride the stormy sea of acceptance and stop the self loathing I guess I should take you back to the start. I’ve never been what I would describe as a `Top shop` girl, skinny jeans and uber fashion sense but someone once described me as a better side of average and I…
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The Explanation.
It’s taken me 3 months and a cheeseburger happy meal to come up with the name `once upon a fatty` quite ironic really when this is meant to be a serious blog that deals with the emotional voyage of a 33 year old who quite frankly got fat! Since I was last slim, there’s been…